Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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