Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I understand Curling. That high.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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