if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just saw a hot homeless man
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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