were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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