so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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