i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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