Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's no shave November. This is our time.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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