finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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