Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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