Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize