Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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