Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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