that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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