Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
