apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
