why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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