I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize