i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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