I cannot find my penis.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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