He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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