he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
