He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You have to summon your inner elephant
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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