just come out here and I will go home with you...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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