If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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