Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He felt like a one man threesome
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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