Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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