Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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