how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
