I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
