Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i believe in u and ur pee
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
