Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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