question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Let's get the cat blown out
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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