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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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