umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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