Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
