I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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