If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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