we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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