elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
