my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
In America we eat man semen.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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