Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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