how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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