Can i not drive my cunt home
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
love makes seman taste better
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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