If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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