a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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