is your mom at the bar?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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