He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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