I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
How does it feel to date your dad?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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