I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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