Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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