I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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