How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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