quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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